| Common people will spend Christmas with | | | | |
| family?how about Tiger Woods? | | | | Christmas brings us happiness?while it brings Tiger |
| Top golfer Tiger Woods may be spending a | | | | Woods loneliness.past happy family |
| Caribbean Christmas in the Bahamas, some | | | | |
| reports indicate. Meanwhile, the magazine says | | | | Interesting Curly-Haired Pigsa joke? |
| Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, who recently | | | | I'm going to have to give up golf," Fred sadly |
| reportedly moved out of the couple’s Florida | | | | advised the club secretary. "I've become so |
| mansion, plans to take their two children back to | | | | nearsighted I keep losing balls and if I play with |
| her homeland of Sweden for the holidays. | | | | glasses they keep falling off." |
| | | | | "Listen, don't give up;" the secretary replied. |
| People Magazine claims that Woods, who is | | | | "What about teaming up with old Harry Jones." |
| accused of cheating on his wife with at least 14 | | | | "But he's in his 80s and can only just make it |
| other women, and a group of friends, have set | | | | around the course." |
| sail on board his yacht `Privacy` for the | | | | "Yes, yes, he's old, but he's also farsighted and |
| Caribbean. | | | | he'll be able to see where you've hit your ball. It's |
| | | | | a way to stay on playing." |
| The magazine quotes a source as saying the | | | | The next day Fred and old Harry played their first |
| group departed on Saturday morning after | | | | game together. Fred teed off first and his |
| stocking up on provisions from a local Costco. | | | | powerful swing took the ball sailing up the R9 |
| Another source was quoted as saying Woods | | | | Fairway Wood. |
| plans to cruise in the Bahamas for a few days | | | | "Did you see it?" he asked Harry. "Yes," the |
| after hanging around the Palm Beach Gardens | | | | old-timer answered. |
| area this past week. | | | | "Where did it go?" "I forget!" came the reply. |